Islamic Jokes

"A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog." "Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people:"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."  "Once, the people of the city invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a speech. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about" and he left. The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left. Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "YES" while the other half replied "NO". So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left! " "True Incident: A young man in a village refused to believe that Allah has total control of everything. He claimed that Allah cannot make him eat food if he didn't want to eat. To prove his point, he decided to stay hungry for a day and see if Allah can make him eat. His mother tried her best to stop this foolishness but he paid no attention. Annoyed of his mother in the evening, he decided to climb a tree and isolate himself there. Being compassionate, his mother decided to leave the food under the tree incase her son finally gives up and wants to eat. When the night fell, a group of robbers were passing by that tree. They noticed a plate of delicious food placed under the tree. They looked at each other in amazement and thought that someone must be playing a trick on them. May be someone is trying to poison them with good food. They looked around to see if there was anyone nearby and noticed the young man on top of the tree. The robbers got him down and told him to eat the food to see if it is poisoned. But the young man refused to eat as he is still carrying on his challenge against Allah. The robbers became suspicious and started beating the young man to eat. He gave up and started eating. Seeing that the food was not poisoned, the robbers left him and went away. Finally, the young man admitted that yes, Allah has total control of everything!" "Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable. The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple fidgeted. The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!" The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I hear there's not very many Muslims THERE!"

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SAMSUNG GT-C3303i CHAMP PHONE

Description

Still using an old-fashioned bar phone? When you can have a 2.4 inch touch screen? Still hearing the same old ringtone when you could be listening to FM radio, an MP3 player via dual speakers? Still endlessly scrolling when you could be instantly networking, via all your favourites SNS sites? Or playing embedded java games? Or dwonloading Apps, via Samsung apps? Drop your bar phone. Switch to Touch.

Full Touch Experience

Touchwiz Lite 2.0 introduces a responsive and easy-to-use user interface that will revolutionise the way you interact with your mobile. A 2.4'' screen is the perfect showcase for all the mobile’s tricks of the trade. Also, Stylus pen is for your handy touch experience.

Whether you are checking online widgets, browsing through photos or listening to your favourite tunes, you will enjoy the simplicity of it all.

Stylish and Ergonomic Design

Samsung Champ brings a high-end look to the mobile that impresses at first sight. Cradling the phone in the palm brings to light the mobile’s curved back and its ergonomic finesse. Beautiful to look at and comfortable to use, the phone combines style and portability, making it an ideal choice.

Amazing Multimedia

Grab any earphones to tune in during commutes; the 3.5mm ear jack works with regular earphones. Dual Speaker lets you groove with company for earphone-free listening. And sound quality is good too, thanks to Sound Alive, which reproduces 3D sound effects for an unparalleled audio experience. The mobile also comes with a FM radio intenna, letting you tune in from anywhere…even when using the speakers.

Connectivity Experience

The mobile provides an easy link to 7 of the most popular social networking sites, so users can upload photos directly from their mobile to online sites. Moreover, users download applications freely from Samsung Apps WAP site. Also, Bluetooth v2.1 and USB v2.0 connectivity link the mobile to devices and mobile peripherals for greater usability.

Specs

Quadband 850/900/1800/1900MHz
2.4” Full Touch Display with Stylus Pen
3 Pages Menu/1.3MP camera
30MB + 8GB memory expansion
FM Radio Intenna/Dual Speakers/3.5mm jack
Sound Alive for quality sounds/3D sound effects
SNS Links/Communities
Fake Call/Mobile Tracker

Box includes

Mobile Unit
Charger
Battery
User Manual
Warranty Card

Shipping

Product Weight : 0.090kgs

Box Weight : 0.4kgs

Dimensions of the box : 17.00 * 5.5 * 13.00cms

Shipping Rate to Indonesia = AED 108.00

Attributes

Status: Never Locked

Operating System: Proprietary

Display Resolution: 240 x 320 px

Display Technology: TFT

Standby Time: 600 hours

Features: Audio Playback, Bluetooth, Camera,Dual Speaker, FM Radio, Mobile Tracker, Touch Screen, Video Player

Frequency/Bands: Quad Band

Display Colours: 262K

Display Size: 2.4 inches

Memory Card Slot: Micro SD

Talk Time: 12 hours

Price

$ 101.45 / unit

Colour

Available in white, pink, brown

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The World's Billionaires 2011

Carlos Slim Helu (Age 71)

The World's Billionaires 2011 Mexican billionaire, the tycoon, CARLOS SLIM, world's richest man, seeking to boost his investments in Colombia because of the country's open policy on oil exploration, its mineral assets and growing middle class. He has an investment on Soumaya Museum in Mexico City which more than 800 million dollars and will house over 60,000 works of art form all over the world. He owns Mexican telecom instead. 

Meanwhile Larry Page, Co-Founder, Google, chief executive officer of Google Inc., California, U.S., and Oracle Corp., is in #24 The World's Billionaires rank. He squares off in court to resolve a dispute that may pose the biggest threat to Google's Android mobile software, now running on more than 150 million devices.

Source by Forbes 

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The Top Ten Indonesia's Billionaires

1.  R. Budi Hartono (Age 70)

Inherited clove cigarette maker Djarum from their father but these days get bulk of their fortune from Bank Central Asia, country's largest private bank. He has palm oil interests; picked up 65,000 hectares of land in West Kalimantan in 2008. He own Grand Indonesia, a luxury shopping mall, office building and hotel complex in the center of Jakarta.Their Djarum, banned in the US since 2009 along with other clove cigarettes, has launched Dos Hermanos, a premium cigar blending Brazilian and Indonesian tobaccos.

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Antenna: Wireless LAN Waveguide Type

The model of wave guide tube is the same construction with the theoritical principals in coaxial adapters.

This antenna is constructed of cylindrical can and a N connector with centre tap lengthened. Point the open end of the can to the ISP station and begin surfing. Some cable needed between the antenna and wireless LAN card. Lets take a look to cabling details. 

The diameter is about 100 mm at 2.4 GHz band. It can be  made from coffee tin or else. The diameter of the can must be 90 - 10 mm, side and bottom should be smoothen.

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PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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The Most Beautiful Women In The World

These are the pictures of the most beautiful women in the world 2011, according to FHM Magazine. They are nominated as the most beautiful and the sexiest based on FHM Magazine’s survey and The readers choice.

In the first place, Rosie Huntington Whiteley (the actress & model)  This is a big lucky year for herself, not only FHM Magazine gives the title, but also Maxim Magazine.

No.1  Rosie Huntington  

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HORNED MELON

Kiwano horned melons grow in New Zealand and even some parts of California. Originally from Africa, this unique-looking melon is orange at peak ripeness and covered with spiky protrusions. You can keep a kiwano melon for about 2 months, so it makes an ideal decoration for a table centerpiece. The kiwano melon’s flavor compares to that of a cucumber, with edible seeds and a jelly-like center.

Ripe Horned Melons will have a bright orange shell. Avoid any bruises or spots. No need to refrigerate, and, again, the tough seeds are supposed to be edible if any of my adventurous friends would like to try them.

Horned Melon shells can be used as unique serving bowls for many favorite dishes, they can also be eaten like other melons; chill, cut into lengthwise sections and eat it right off the rind as you would a watermelon or cantaloupe.

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